Q-Lab Inventory
Gadgets
Official kit list issued by The Prof for Operation BOTTOMS UP. Handle with care. Return what you can.
★ Q-Lab Field Drill ★
Which Gadget Would You Need?
Ten quick scenarios. Five seconds each. Grab the right gadget before the clock runs out.
★ Q-Lab Field Drill ★
Which Gadget?
15 seconds per question. Pick fast, agent.
Round
01 / 10
Briefing
Ready, agent?
Ten rapid scenarios. Fifteen seconds each. Pick the right gadget before the timer runs out.
All answers live in the gadget file below
Item №001 · Q-001
Mobility
Turbo Skateboard
Issued to: Herbert McNulty (+ Douglas)
Jet-black deck with white edge-lights. Looks ordinary. Paired with the ankle strap it becomes the fastest skateboard on Earth. Tap the heel-button at the rear to engage TURBO mode.
Specifications
- Top speed350 mph
- 0–600.5 seconds
- Water modeJet-ski capable in turbo
- Red side-buttonExtends deck for Douglas
- Gravity fieldRider locked to board - cannot fall off
- NavigationBuilt-in GPS, address lookup worldwide
⚠ Warning
- Helmet, knee pads and goggles must be worn at ALL TIMES.
- Ankle strap REQUIRED - without it, board behaves as ordinary skateboard.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №002 · Q-002
Multi-tool / Weapon
Sleek Black Phone
Issued to: Herbert McNulty
Slim as a bank card, fits inside a wallet. Dial a normal number for a normal call. Dial a code sequence for something else entirely.
Specifications
- Dial 1033Taser - stuns target into a quivering vegetable for several minutes
- Dial 1066Deploys silver blade - cuts through any metal like butter
- Dial 1088 + ✱Grenade mode - several seconds to throw. BOOM.
⚠ Warning
- Do NOT mis-dial pizza delivery.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №003 · Q-003
Non-lethal Weapon
Poison Pen (Mk II)
Issued to: Herbert McNulty
Black and gold. Looks like an ordinary pen.
Specifications
- ActivationPress golden 'S' on top three times in quick succession
- TargetingHeat-seeking laser marks the victim
- DischargePen nib fires at 100 mph, seeks target
- Time to sleep5 seconds - even a ferocious lion goes down
⚠ Warning
- Field test on the Victoria line knocked out an entire carriage between Victoria and Oxford Circus.
- Subjects woke confused at Walthamstow Central.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №004 · Q-004
Explosive
Cricket Ball Grenade
Issued to: Herbert McNulty
Sleek white cricket ball. Looks and feels exactly like the real thing. The upgraded tangerine grenade.
Specifications
- ActivationPress golden 'S', twist top half opposite to bottom half
- Fuse10 seconds
- Blast radiusHole the size of three elephants through concrete
⚠ Warning
- Do NOT bowl during a real cricket match.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №005 · Q-005
Surveillance
X-Ray Sunglasses
Issued to: Herbert McNulty
Special-lens shades. See behind you. See through walls up to six feet thick.
Specifications
- Rear-view modeAlways on
- X-ray visionWalls up to 6 ft
- Press 'S' ×4Activates lasers - cuts through hardest glass
⚠ Warning
- Must NOT be worn for personal use. Approved operations only.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №006 · Q-006
Surveillance
Hair-Strand Camera
Issued to: Herbert McNulty
Glued to a single strand of hair at the front of the head. Barely visible under a magnifying glass. Live feed back to Unit Z.
▮ Classified Asset ▮
REDACTED
Image withheld · Clearance Z required
Specifications
- MountingSingle strand, front of forehead
- DetectabilityEffectively zero
⚠ Warning
- Under no circumstances wash hair during operation.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №007 · Q-007
Comms
Ear Microphone
Issued to: Herbert McNulty
Miniature mic stuck next to the ear. Two-way comms with Unit Z throughout the operation.
▮ Classified Asset ▮
REDACTED
Image withheld · Clearance Z required
Specifications
- RangeGlobal
⚠ Warning
- No face washing.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №008 · Q-008
Tracking
Éclair Tracker
Issued to: Target: Fanny
Tiny tracker concealed inside a chocolate éclair. Once swallowed, lodges in the stomach for at least two weeks. Continuous location feed.
▮ Classified Asset ▮
REDACTED
Image withheld · Clearance Z required
Specifications
- Battery life≈ 2 weeks (digestive)
- DeliveryVoluntary consumption
⚠ Warning
- DOUGLAS MUST NOT EAT THE ÉCLAIR. Repeat: DOUGLAS MUST NOT EAT THE ÉCLAIR.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №009 · Q-009
Tracking
Pin Tracker
Issued to: Field issue
Pin no bigger than a grain of rice. Stab it into anything - person, vehicle, package - and it transmits a continuous location feed.
▮ Classified Asset ▮
REDACTED
Image withheld · Clearance Z required
Specifications
- Size≤ 1 grain of rice
- DeploymentStab into target when not looking
- Pain to targetNone (per the Prof)
⚠ Warning
- Must NOT be used for personal use. Approved operations only.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №010 · Q-010
Romantic Ops
LOVE Chocolates
Issued to: Field issue
A matched pair of small, dark, hand-finished truffles stamped with a tiny golden heart. The first chocolate induces severe, undying love in the consumer toward the next person they lay eyes on. The second chocolate is the antidote - it lifts the enchantment completely and returns the target to their normal self.
Specifications
- Chocolate 1Causes severe undying love
- Chocolate 2Antidote - removes the love
- Onset≈ 3 minutes
⚠ Warning
- Always carry both chocolates. Never deploy the first without the antidote on hand.
- Do NOT consume recreationally. May abruptly end real, healthy relationships.
- Keep clear of canine assets. Chocolate is poisonous to dogs.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №011 · Q-011
Access
S.E.S Security Pass & Badge
Issued to: All operatives
Issued by the S.E.S to every active operative. Activates tube entry, lifts, suction pods and Eagle train platforms.
Specifications
- LanyardBlack with golden winged 'S'
⚠ Warning
- Must be worn at ALL times to avoid security consequences and to activate tube entry and Eagle trains.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №012 · Q-013
Access / Comms
Gold S Pin
Issued to: Senior operatives
A small enamelled gold lapel pin in the shape of a winged 'S'. Looks like a smart piece of jewellery. Worn on the lapel, blazer, or collar.
Specifications
- AccessOpens every S.E.S station worldwide
- CommsHidden microphone - contact any agent on the network
- TrackingBuilt-in tracker, paired to Unit Z
⚠ Warning
- Loss of pin must be reported immediately. Do NOT lend out.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №013 · K9-01
Canine Kit
Spy Dog Collar
Issued to: Douglas
Black-and-gold collar. Carries Douglas's own security pass and a tracker linked to the assigned agent's phone in case of separation.
Specifications
- TagGold winged 'S'
- TrackerPaired to assigned agent's phone
⚠ Warning
- Do NOT lend to other dogs. To be used only by approved canine assets.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №014 · Q-012
Protection
Helmet, Pads & Goggles Set
Issued to: Herbert McNulty (×2 goggles for Douglas)
Jet-black, golden winged 'S' on the front. Mandatory with the turbo skateboard.
Specifications
- PiecesHelmet · knee pads · 2× goggles
⚠ Warning
- Keep with agent at all times.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №015 · AVI-01
Emergency Comms
S.E.S Eagle Backup
Issued to: Field-wide
If the network is down, Unit Z is hacked, or comms fail - an eagle is dispatched. Largest, fastest and strongest eagles on Earth. Carry messages in a golden ankle pod.
Specifications
- Service recordHundreds of years. Never let us down.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof
Item №016 · PERS-01
Personal Asset (Not Issued)
Black & Gold Rugby Ball
Issued to: Herbert McNulty (personal)
NOT an official Q-Lab gadget. One of Herbert's personal go-to assets - a jet-black rugby ball with the golden winged 'S' embossed on the side. Carried into the field on his own initiative. Hand-stitched, perfectly weighted, and rarely far from his side.
Specifications
- StatusPersonal item - not Q-Lab issued
- UseImprovised distraction · decoy · hand-to-hand prop
- Sentimental valueConsiderable
⚠ Warning
- Do NOT confiscate. The Prof has signed it off as a personal effect.
Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof