Q-Lab Inventory

Gadgets

Official kit list issued by The Prof for Operation BOTTOMS UP. Handle with care. Return what you can.

Op. Bottoms Up · 1600 hrs

Item №001 · Q-001

Mobility

Turbo Skateboard

Issued to: Herbert McNulty (+ Douglas)

Jet-black deck with white edge-lights. Looks ordinary. Paired with the ankle strap it becomes the fastest skateboard on Earth. Tap the heel-button at the rear to engage TURBO mode.

Specifications

  • Top speed350 mph
  • 0–600.5 seconds
  • Water modeJet-ski capable in turbo
  • Red side-buttonExtends deck for Douglas
  • Gravity fieldRider locked to board - cannot fall off
  • NavigationBuilt-in GPS, address lookup worldwide

⚠ Warning

  • Helmet, knee pads and goggles must be worn at ALL TIMES.
  • Ankle strap REQUIRED - without it, board behaves as ordinary skateboard.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №002 · Q-002

Multi-tool / Weapon

Sleek Black Phone

Issued to: Herbert McNulty

Slim as a bank card, fits inside a wallet. Dial a normal number for a normal call. Dial a code sequence for something else entirely.

Specifications

  • Dial 1033Taser - stuns target into a quivering vegetable for several minutes
  • Dial 1066Deploys silver blade - cuts through any metal like butter
  • Dial 1088 + ✱Grenade mode - several seconds to throw. BOOM.

⚠ Warning

  • Do NOT mis-dial pizza delivery.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №003 · Q-003

Non-lethal Weapon

Poison Pen (Mk II)

Issued to: Herbert McNulty

Black and gold. Looks like an ordinary pen.

Specifications

  • ActivationPress golden 'S' on top three times in quick succession
  • TargetingHeat-seeking laser marks the victim
  • DischargePen nib fires at 100 mph, seeks target
  • Time to sleep5 seconds - even a ferocious lion goes down

⚠ Warning

  • Field test on the Victoria line knocked out an entire carriage between Victoria and Oxford Circus.
  • Subjects woke confused at Walthamstow Central.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №004 · Q-004

Explosive

Cricket Ball Grenade

Issued to: Herbert McNulty

Sleek white cricket ball. Looks and feels exactly like the real thing. The upgraded tangerine grenade.

Specifications

  • ActivationPress golden 'S', twist top half opposite to bottom half
  • Fuse10 seconds
  • Blast radiusHole the size of three elephants through concrete

⚠ Warning

  • Do NOT bowl during a real cricket match.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №005 · Q-005

Surveillance

X-Ray Sunglasses

Issued to: Herbert McNulty

Special-lens shades. See behind you. See through walls up to six feet thick.

Specifications

  • Rear-view modeAlways on
  • X-ray visionWalls up to 6 ft
  • Press 'S' ×4Activates lasers - cuts through hardest glass

⚠ Warning

  • Must NOT be worn for personal use. Approved operations only.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №006 · Q-006

Surveillance

Hair-Strand Camera

Issued to: Herbert McNulty

Glued to a single strand of hair at the front of the head. Barely visible under a magnifying glass. Live feed back to Unit Z.

Specifications

  • MountingSingle strand, front of forehead
  • DetectabilityEffectively zero

⚠ Warning

  • Under no circumstances wash hair during operation.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №007 · Q-007

Comms

Ear Microphone

Issued to: Herbert McNulty

Miniature mic stuck next to the ear. Two-way comms with Unit Z throughout the operation.

Specifications

  • RangeGlobal

⚠ Warning

  • No face washing.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №008 · Q-008

Tracking

Éclair Tracker

Issued to: Target: Fanny

Tiny tracker concealed inside a chocolate éclair. Once swallowed, lodges in the stomach for at least two weeks. Continuous location feed.

Specifications

  • Battery life≈ 2 weeks (digestive)
  • DeliveryVoluntary consumption

⚠ Warning

  • DOUGLAS MUST NOT EAT THE ÉCLAIR. Repeat: DOUGLAS MUST NOT EAT THE ÉCLAIR.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №009 · Q-009

Tracking

Pin Tracker

Issued to: Field issue

Pin no bigger than a grain of rice. Stab it into anything - person, vehicle, package - and it transmits a continuous location feed.

Specifications

  • Size≤ 1 grain of rice
  • DeploymentStab into target when not looking
  • Pain to targetNone (per the Prof)

⚠ Warning

  • Must NOT be used for personal use. Approved operations only.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №010 · Q-010

Antidote

LOVE Chocolates

Issued to: Field issue

Small, dark, hand-finished truffles stamped with a tiny golden heart. One chocolate, one antidote - reverses any active romantic enchantment within minutes of consumption.

Specifications

  • EffectReverses romantic enchantment
  • Onset≈ 3 minutes

⚠ Warning

  • Do NOT consume recreationally. May abruptly end real, healthy relationships.
  • Keep clear of canine assets. Chocolate is poisonous to dogs.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №011 · Q-011

Access

S.E.S Security Pass & Badge

Issued to: All operatives

Issued by the S.E.S to every active operative. Activates tube entry, lifts, suction pods and Eagle train platforms.

Specifications

  • LanyardBlack with golden winged 'S'

⚠ Warning

  • Must be worn at ALL times to avoid security consequences and to activate tube entry and Eagle trains.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №012 · Q-013

Access / Comms

Gold S Pin

Issued to: Senior operatives

A small enamelled gold lapel pin in the shape of a winged 'S'. Looks like a smart piece of jewellery. Worn on the lapel, blazer, or collar.

Gold S Pin

Specifications

  • AccessOpens every S.E.S station worldwide
  • CommsHidden microphone - contact any agent on the network
  • TrackingBuilt-in tracker, paired to Unit Z

⚠ Warning

  • Loss of pin must be reported immediately. Do NOT lend out.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №013 · K9-01

Canine Kit

Spy Dog Collar

Issued to: Douglas

Black-and-gold collar. Carries Douglas's own security pass and a tracker linked to the assigned agent's phone in case of separation.

Specifications

  • TagGold winged 'S'
  • TrackerPaired to assigned agent's phone

⚠ Warning

  • Do NOT lend to other dogs. To be used only by approved canine assets.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №014 · Q-012

Protection

Helmet, Pads & Goggles Set

Issued to: Herbert McNulty (×2 goggles for Douglas)

Jet-black, golden winged 'S' on the front. Mandatory with the turbo skateboard.

Specifications

  • PiecesHelmet · knee pads · 2× goggles

⚠ Warning

  • Keep with agent at all times.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof

Item №015 · AVI-01

Emergency Comms

S.E.S Eagle Backup

Issued to: Field-wide

If the network is down, Unit Z is hacked, or comms fail - an eagle is dispatched. Largest, fastest and strongest eagles on Earth. Carry messages in a golden ankle pod.

Specifications

  • Service recordHundreds of years. Never let us down.

Q-Lab // Signed: The Prof